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"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 12/14/2014 at 09:43 • Filed to: None

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The most 90s vehicle in existence: a 1996 Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer Edition, in green-tan two tone.

daender > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/14/2014 at 09:51

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I counter with the 4th-Gen Camaro and the jellybean Taurus.

Look how 90s the Taurus is, almost zero straight edges.

Nibby > daender 12/14/2014 at 09:52

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Taurus was the design inspiration for this

E. Julius > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/14/2014 at 09:53

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Counterpoint:

[credit to WordzofWisdom from this FP article http://jalopnik.com/the-most-90s-c… ]

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/14/2014 at 09:54

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It was late 90s but this took the jelly bean styling of the decade to the next level.

E. Julius > daender 12/14/2014 at 09:54

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I was desperately trying to search for a teal third gen Taurus with some ridiculous decal on the side.

JeepJeremy > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/14/2014 at 09:54

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I'd drive the hell outta dat Explorer!

OPPOsaurus WRX > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/14/2014 at 09:56

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My first car was a 95 green xlt. That thing took a beating while I had it

PyramidHat > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/14/2014 at 09:57

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Related: http://southpark.cc.com/clips/151059/e…

TheHondaBro > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/14/2014 at 09:59

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I reject your reality and replace it with my own:

JR1 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/14/2014 at 10:02

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I've always wanted one of those!

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/14/2014 at 10:09

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I dunno, I think I'd rather have this Eddie Bauer edition Ford:

dogisbadob > daender 12/14/2014 at 10:09

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The 4g Camaro has a nice futuristic look but still kept to the traditional Camaro style. Especially with the black B-pillar.

daender > dogisbadob 12/14/2014 at 10:12

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Horrible engine bay nightmares aside, I would kill for blacktop hardtop 4-th gen in red.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/14/2014 at 10:15

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I wish I had a pic of my dad's old 91 Ranger. It was a 2wd, reg cab short bed, manual, 4 cyl, and it was black with pink, teal, and light blue zig zag/tear graphics all down the side. I was just sooo 90's. I was supposed to be my first car too.

Nate-964 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/14/2014 at 10:15

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I was informed by a credible source that the Toyota Previa was the most Jelly Bean car of the glorious 1990's

dogisbadob > daender 12/14/2014 at 10:25

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Yup! That difficult engine access is really the worst thing about the car and ruins what could;ve been something great. And of course, the T-tops are awesome too :)

fhrblig > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/14/2014 at 10:35

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Yeah, pretty much. Though I also saw a lot of burgundy Limiteds, too.

MultiplaOrgasms > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/14/2014 at 10:50

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But only one car is 90s enough to crack 10 on the Eurodance scale: A teal Suzuki Vitara Convertible with flared wheelarches, swoopy three spoke wheels and a bull bar.

Relevant:

MylesD > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/14/2014 at 12:33

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You're right. I had a neighbor who traded theirs in because they would park in parking lots and then not be able to tell which green Explorer was theirs when it was time to leave. Sure, they weren't the sharpest...but I think that kinda captures how many there were in suburban NJ.